How many schizophrenics does it take to change a lightbulb?

A 1000.
One to hold the bulb in the socket and 999 to turn the house.

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How many therapists does it take to change a schizophrenic light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb must be willing to change.

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Looking at the bright side of schizophrenia… at least you are never alone

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I have a pretty good ability to keep myself entertained when I am alone, but it comes and goes. Sometimes this solitude can be quite boring.

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Lol that literally made me laugh, sorry

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What does ‘turn the house’ mean?

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Oh wait i think i understand. I didnt read it properly. Also, im usually the last to get a joke. Even though in my life im constantly saying insane jokes and making people laugh.

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Wait what’s a lightbulb :bulb: lol joking

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How many schizophrenic does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One reading the instructions, one translating the instructions, one understanding the instructions, one who is brave enough to actually change the lightbulb.
It takes four schizophrenics.

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One if you whisper it to them

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