How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb?

A 1000.
One to hold the bulb in the socket and 999 to turn the house.

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one to bring the chair
one to help to other one up
one to give instructions
total 4

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One to exchange all the bulbs for smart bulbs and then program the home automation.

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I can do it all by ourselves.

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Only one if the schizo also has disassociated identity disorder too…but then I suppose in a way it would be more than one in that circumstance. I dunno

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surely the light bulb is only ever theoretical though?

i’ll say about 1%

one…just talk the bulb in to changing …haha

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Oh about lights… When I was hallucinating red dots every where I was freaked out in the past.

Gma decided to get one of those shower lights to cover your house in for Christmas this year guess how many red dots I seen this year :scream:

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