Us schizophrenics are handy to have around the house

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb?
A 1000. One to hold the bulb in the socket and 999 to lift the house and turn it.


To take your thread literally, I am a handy sz who feeds and waters the dogs, does house laundry and empties the dishwasher.


Yes - we are usually around the house anyhow. A cheap shot at humor.

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