When the batteries die in the tv remote, we always press down harder?
We drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway?
The black box on airplanes is actually Orange?
Aahahahaaa glad youâre back @Patrick
Is that what youâve been doing with your time off?
When your chair makes that sound like a fart at the LibraryâŚyou wiggle your butt to try and make the chair repeat the same sound so people wonât think you farted.
The West Edmonton Mall in Canada has TWO submarinesâŚwhile our actual Navy only has one!
Your girlfriend continuously reassures you that your receding hairline doesnât matterâŚuntil you get into a heated argument and she saysâŚâShut up Baldy!!ââŚ
Do any of you stick your leg out from underneath the blankets at night? You knowâŚthe âair conditioning legâ?
Do any of you have that really old pair of underwear that you never throw out. But you only use it during an emergency when you havenât done your laundry.
For women it has that broken elastic that you have to wrap around a thousand timesâŚfor men the button on your barn door fell off.
That would be Mrs. Pixel. I just change the batteries.
Pixel.
The subs were pulled out years ago.
Pixel.
Yall canadians need to go to bedâŚ
Windows. Why is Shut Down only after Start?
How come the lady today at our âRespect in the Workplaceâ seminar had really big hooters and a see through blouse!!
Iâm not kidding! She was French and it was Seinfeldian!
We race around the gym parking lot to park the closest so we donât have to walk, only to get inside and walk on the treadmill for an hour.
lol! Good one, Gir!
Whatâs the deal with a lampshade, you want light, but you want shade, which is it?!
- Seinfeld
Thank you sir!! Only following your lead!
How come you always go on the Net with the best of intentionsâŚto research a project, or gather information.
But after about 20 minutes you end up on ChicksWithDixxx.comâŚright when your wife walks into the room!! lol!
How come posters always say they need a breakâŚ
They make a big deal out of leaving the Forum, then a few days later there they areâŚposting again!!
Eh? Huh??
How Come?