When I was young we were told lemmings when their population grows too large would stage a mass cliff dive… Turns out it was the film crew who found nothing interesting about them so they threw the little turds off the cliff… For their story…
During the height of the cold war…america spent a million dollars on a cat… Who had microphones in its ears and an antenna running up its tail… They sent the cat on its first mission… Go sit by 2 Russian diplomats grab Intel come back… The cat got hit by a bus crossing the road…
I READ THIS! lol, can’t remember where though, I was a big reader before my last episode.
I found it so amusing I told my mother that day when she came to pick me up. I finished the story like “and then…a car drove by and boom! The cat died and so did the million dollar project” I giggled and she was like, that’s not funny. Did you think about the cat? I was like, oh yea, okay I feel bad for the cat, but not the intelligence agency. They should have known they’d have to find a way to get the cat to follow orders before they sent it on its first mission.
Lol I laughed at it too for the same reason… Plus it played out like a skit… Mad scientist in a lab modifying a cat… Its alive muahahaha… Then their watching it go out on its first mission fingers crossed full of hope… And booom 1 million gone lol
To be fair the cat was probably in pain with bulky cold war sound equipment running all through it… And it set the example that modifications to animals is a terrible idea… So I guess it was a cat martyr…
You would hate the level on goat simulator me and the little one have been playing…the game forces you to make the worlds largest sausage…made from cats…and you have to bring a bunch of cats to the kitty bbq … Seems like their going to feed the cats but no…and if you lick the cat goddess…licking is picking up lol… You get super cat powers…it says some people lovee them mostly their annoying… And its just Cat noises and random cat pics cover the screen…lol
Look it up… I may have gotten some details wrong I’m pretty sure it was Russians they were spying on… The gist of the story is there…cat antenna microphones run over 1000000$ ish gone…
Ah I seen it before it disappeared into the dark cellar of szforum.com’s archives… I bet there’s a lot of…odd things down there… I heard it was haunted by pixelmods ghost…
Oh also I love cats always have… The humor in a game about goats that hates cats overrides my horror plus their video game cats…no actual cats were harmed in the making of the worlds largest sausage… @Rhubot… I can’t have pets…put that doesn’t stop me from feeding and petting all the neighbors cats…lol
