i think the black cat has a crush on you
feed it…you know you want to… if their such bad luck I would rather make it happy rather than just ignoring it… I figure if its happy with me it will use its bad luck on somebody else…
@Rhubot is spying on @TheGreatestDrZen !?! 
How adorable! Feed him 
Give him some love.
The cat could have cameras in it’s eyes and may have been sent in by the government to spy on you. Be careful it may be trained in Jiu jitsu and could be ordered to take you out.
they have micro drones for that now cuts down on the butt licking time and can focus on its objective more… and if they can put cameras in cats eyes how come I don’t have ocular implants that let me see heat and uv with zoom and the ability to record the feed directly onto my Microsoft cloud whenever I choose…
I could think of worse spies. In fact I’m a little jealous lmao