So last night i heard a lot of my mom moaning and breathing very loudly. It sounded like sex to me. Im glad they can still do it at 67 years old. But damn was it disturbing. I cant unhear it today. Its replaying in my mind like an episode of Seinfeld. Please send help!
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Well that has never happened to me while my parents were alive, but I knew my mom and her boyfriend were doing it when I was 12 years old. They would go to a motel though.
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Part of living with your parents.
You just have to get over it.
I moved back in with my parents after college and walked in on them together as a grown woman.
It was terrible and so embarrassing.
But, it’s just a human experience most people have.
Just have to push it from your mind and be happy they’re enjoying themselves.
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yikes lol never happened to me. my dad was 50 when i was born, i dont have any younger siblings so i think i got lucky with not having to hear them
Maybe funny. But people have sex. It’s normal. Hear neighbors all the time. Also caught my mom as a kid. Did not really know back then.
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I get that its normal to have sex. But when its your parents its horrifying.
Either move out or mind your own biz. They’re allowed to nookie in their own home if they can still shift them gears. God bless 'em, I say.
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Aahaha. I caught my mother masturbating once when i was 16. just laugh it off. There entitled to the odd bunk up lol.
That’s hot
burst into song
“Get a new brother, get a new brother, mom and dad are trying to make another.”
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My sister and I were looking for something in our parent’s room back in 1983…we found their old vibrator which had a plug-in cord (didn’t have battery powered ones back then). We both turned red as beets!
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I remember sleeping over my friends house when I was a kid and in the middle of the night I see his Mother come out of her bedroom completely nude.
It was embarrassing but stuff like that happens in life
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High five them on the way to your morning coffee. If they didn’t do the dirty and squirty you wouldn’t be around to hear them do the dirty and squirty. Rock on mom and dad, 67 is the new 37. I hope I can get some at that age.
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You would be so much fun to have over for tea.
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Oof. Thats disturbing. I mean we are all human. Its just something you dont want to see/hear
My dad gets more action than me.
Ask them for tips then, mate. 67 years young and still bumpin uglies? They know what’s up. You have a wealth of knowledge right there.
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My ankles are quite tough, not sure they’d be a good snack for tea. Will apply coco butter beforehand. 
I will send all the help I can find bro.
Back in the day, my best friend at the time and I used to snoop around in her parents’ bedroom.
One time, she pulled a bottle of strawberry-flavored Peter Licker out from the bedside table.
…It was from like, 1987.
Anyways, they also had a waterbed, and her dad was an avid hunter as well.
Sloshing around on the ol’ waterbed bumping uglies as some taxidermy deer heads and their glass eyes watch you bone— nooooiiiiice 
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What is it that old people having sex freaks young people out. I’m 63 and still having sex.