Have you ever shat yourself? POLL

  • Yes, many times
  • A few times
  • Once
  • Never

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lol. weird poll.

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Yeah I know. I’m bored…

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Not in a long time

I was a bed wetter as a kid tho till I saw a psychologist they put an alarm that sensed when I started peeing or something

I overcame it very quickly through this treatment

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I think everyone has trusted the wrong fart. And got a teeny surprise.

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Nope, but once I was on the VERY wrong med and ended up wetting the bed ONTO poor Mr. Star. Talk about humiliating. We had only been married about 6 months.

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I came really close to shiting my pants the other day. I went to fart, and realized at the last minute it was diarrhea. I ran for the can, and caught it just in time.

Whew!!!

I remember I went to a big outdoor concert back in the day with some buddies for the weekend. This was years ago. Our buddy Mike walked out of the trailer and we were all playing fart football, seeing who could let go the loudest raunchier ripper. Mike jumped into the game and ■■■■ his his pants his very first try… he got this most hilarious look on his face :rofl::rofl::rofl:

We were all laughing our asses off, as he came out of the trailer and threw the shorts on the fire. I abruptly stopped laughing… They were my ■■■■■■■ shorts!!

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A few times, when I get fooled by a fart or when our two bathrooms are busy.

When i was in kindergarten

My parents wont let me sh1t in the backyard.

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You can’t control yourself?
Are you a baby?
It sounds so difficult to â– â– â– â–  yourself as an adult

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Lolllllll… Hmmmm…

I suppose it’s good for the grass :sweat_smile:

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Much less since being on antipsychotics. I feel like these meds weaken my nerves and muscles. On Abilify it was much worse, idk why.

Yup, just couldn’t help it/hold it.

Both times happened when I was sick and doing my best double dragon impersonation.

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Really? I hadn’t heard that before.
Anyways. Hope you will find a toilet when you will need it

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Yea a while ago there was some users reporting sh1tting themeselves more often on Abilify. It stopped after switching meds.

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Had a rather strong curry the night before and “followed thru” whilst sitting on a bar stool. It was winter so had two layers of trousers on so bunged the inner pair in my bag in the toilets.

It was a rough old bloody pub anyway - so doubt i was the first, people were always farting and stinking out the place from too much real ale.

I am a procrastinator. Sometimes I don’t make it in time to my throne.

I shat in my pants a lot when I was on Abilify.

Was thinking about buying adult diapers at the time.

Don’t do it very often today.

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Same for me. 15

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