Imagine you’re sitting on a chair, alone in the privacy of your own home.
You feel the need to blow a massive fart.
However, you either
A: mis-judge the fart and shite yourself,
or
B: Push too hard and wet yourself
Which one would upset you more, and why?
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I’ve peed myself before AND had to walk home in it in the cold! I would still rather not misjudge a fart again. It feels SO much more gross to me. Pee is at least sterile enough.
Actually, that’s supposedly a myth. It’s sterile if taken directly from the bladder with a needle or something, but it touches the genitals on the way out, taking a bunch of bacteria with it.
Yeah, it’s unfortunate. 
That’s why I said “sterile enough.” Still squicks me out less, but perhaps that’s from having an annoying ex who used to think it was funny to pee on me all the time in the shower
If pushing a fart out makes you wet yourself you need some serious physical therapy.
That’s concerning 
pooh is grosser, is grosser a word?
English is my 3rd language, but I would go with “more gross”
Come to think of it, does option B even happen to guys?
I’m not actually kidding. You should talk to your doctor.
Oh… Not to get too much into detail here, but doesn’t that just happen when the muscles are too loose? I have the opposite problem, mine are too tight.
It doesn’t happen often, but I’ve had some close calls recently.
I’m not really sure what causes it, honestly. I think it’s weak muscles. There are lots of simple exercises a PT can teach you so sneezing and farting and coughing and whatnot don’t make you leak.
I know it’s all about men and women being equal but can’t men still have a little mystery from a women? Can’t we still be equal but still have an idolized image of women to keep in our minds and fantasies and not hear about bodily functions at every turn ? Not you in particular @Berru because you’re way young.
Hahaha, when I was 19, I had a buddy get furious with me for farting.
He was 20, but he still looked horrified and exclaimed “Don’t fart! You’re a girl, and girls don’t fart!”
Both never have happened to me.
But I chose B because it’d be easier to clean. But does that ever happen to anyone?
What made you make this poll?
I’m hopped up on caffeine and thought of it when I went to the bathroom after both options nearly happened 
OK, it’s funny. But I just don’t want to go on a date and be sitting in my parked car building my courage up to kiss her at Lovers Lane with a romantic full moon and hearing the details about how she took the most wonderful dump yesterday.
I think unless they have a very specific fetish, most people don’t want that
I have a friend who keeps telling me about his poops in detail, because apparently friends share these things. I don’t have the heart to tell him we’re not that kind of friends 
I’d rather wees than poos
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