Have you ever crapped your pants?

Ive crapped my pants three times but only remember two one time at the hospital ( left my dirty boxers in their wash machine ) and another time after having my Grandmas homemade meatballs…there was brown on the waistband of my boxers threw them in the trash

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I havent done that 151515

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When I had diarrhea!

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The more interesting question is: Have you ever crapped someone else’s pants???

:flushed:

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Walmart was not happy after I tried to return those pants.

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Yeah unfortunately I have

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Yesterday i was at wal mart returning cat food and there was a guy there returning candy bars with bugs in them lol

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@Rainstorm that doesn’t surprise me, I was a cashier for 5 years at Walmart and found more weird stuff

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Ohh like what? If you dont mind me asking

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@Rainstorm like white on milk chocolate, teeth marks, a pacifier that’s obviously been used like it was gross, even a piece of Pooh like both from what looked like possible dog and mouse Pooh… That was the grossest thing I’ve found

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One time when I puked really hard I crapped my pants. One time I came close after I had eaten a ton of raisins, but I just left a mark on my underwear.

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No but when I had chlamydia, I was in a grocery store. And the noise of the clanging of the grocery cage as it moved on its wheels triggered a reaction on my bladder and I pissed myself. I was so upset. As you can imagine. I didn’t know why that happened initially.

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When I was young like 7 or 8 yrs old I crapped my trousers once or twice. No one noticed it thankfully lol. But it’s embarrassing. I used to have digestion issues throughout my life as I had crooked teeth which was hurting. Just very recently fixed it eventually.

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Here it’s known as a Shart

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I have a couple of times when I was living out in the streets. I remember having to go-to court with soiled pants… It was unpleasant for everybody.

Other time it was at work. It was still very early so nobody saw me luckily. I had to go on Uber with crappy pants :flushed:

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Ive sharted a couple times a little bit. Luckily i was home both times.

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Reminds me of when I was on the weight loss drug Orlistat. You could never trust a fart on that stuff, I learnt the hard way.

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When i was younger yeah. Id had too much wine at a party. Thankfully i was home when it happened.

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Once. Once you’ve crapped you never go back!

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It is a dietary thing, you have to figure out what foods and drinks combinations might make you do that. For me coffee is a stimulant so I don’t drink any if I have had a lot of milk or oily food. And I don’t drink milk if I feel a crap coming on. Instead I eat a lot of dry bread, or chocolate which both seem to bung up my bowels.

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