I have not, but only because I got busted by some very laid back police.
In 2012 I got unbelievably lucky. I got caught red-handed growing marijuana plants in my bedroom closet.
Disclaimer: I am in no way trying to glorify marijuana use, as I realize it is generally very bad for people like us.
I had passed out on the couch, drunk, with food cooking on the stove. I woke up to a fireman kicking in the door to the apt. One of the fireman went back to my bedroom to open windows and saw the light coming from the closet. I turned the grow light off after they left, but I knew he had seen it.
An hour later two deputies came to my door. The one asked me if I had anything illegal in my apt, and I said no; I was still drunk, so I consented to them coming in. They immediately went back to my bedroom and opened the closet door. The one said, âI thought you said there was nothing illegal in here, or do you have your card?â I was living in a medical marijuana state, but I did not have a medical marijuana card. I said, âyeah, Iâm working on it, Iâm bipolar.â The deputy said, âso, youâre getting your card, right?â Lol, it was clear he wanted/needed me to say yes. So I said, âyes, I am,â and he said, âok, well youâre going to have to destroy them.â I cut them down, put them in a trash bag, and handed them over. They just left with the plants. Holy crap, did I get lucky!!!
Iâve had other close calls, but that was the biggest one.
If youâve never been arrested, have you had any close calls like that?
Btw, sorry that was so long, but it was a long story.
but not arrested