Doctor says “you have 5 days to live”
The guy says “I want a second opinion”
Doctor says “okay you’re ugly too”.
Lol I just heard this joke watching a baseball game
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That joke is older than me! Thanks for some lightheartedness though,.
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I’m not sure if I ever heard it before this
Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke.
Rodney dangerfield jokes I can remember:
Paraphrasing:
I told my dad that I was tired of running in circles. He nailed the other foot down.
I went to doctor for peeing myself, he told me to unzip my fly.
When I was younger, we were so poor the rainbow was in black and white.
IDK, not very good, but its what I can remember.
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Michael kay said it wasn’t his joke. I didn’t hear the name. But he seems like a Rodney dangerfield fan if I’d guess
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I was right. It was Dangerfield joke:
modified slightly
HAhaha! That one cracked me up!
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Man walks into the psychiatrist 's office with a stick of celery up his nose and a carrot in his ear. He asks, ''Hey Doc, what’s my problem?"
The doctor looks at him and says, “Well, for one thing, you’re not eating right.”
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