Goofy and silly words. Here’s one:

Boogers!!!

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Why do we park in the driveway, and drive on the parkway?

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When the batteries die in your TV remote, how come we all just press down harder on the buttons?

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Why is the airplane black box orange?

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Badonkadonk.

For connoisseurs :wink:

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Why does the expression ‘slim chance’ and ‘fat chance’ mean the same thing?

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How come the lotion they used to sell at the back of Girlie Magazines to make your johnson bigger…never made your hand bigger??

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Holy crap!!! I just googled that word and an unwanted image appeared before my eyes!!! Don’t do it folks. Don’t google that word!!! I swear I thought it meant something else.

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How come every time I drink out of the milk carton, my wife walks around the corner?

…and gives me that look! :angry:

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Why do dogs lick their balls ?
Because THEY can.

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Fuddy duddy has always been funny to me.

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She’s got radar! If you were behaving she wouldn’t be around the corner. I let my ex husband do pretty much what he wanted. But I did nag him to chew his food with his mouth closed and it pissed me off when he looked at other women but other than that I pretty much left him alone.

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That reminds me how some folks say “Fudge” instead of using the F word.

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Speaking of words, the one expression I could never stand was…

“I trust him about as far as I can throw him.”

Not sure why, but that one always drove me up the wall when someone would say it.

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Plethora

Frisson

Blunder

Apricot

Flesh

pop-sickle

Flourish

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Spatula 1515141425235566

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Words are just a series of grunts and squeaks.

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Haha, I like that phrase.

But what if the person is rather large and heavy?

:thinking:

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