Why do we park in the driveway, and drive on the parkway?
When the batteries die in your TV remote, how come we all just press down harder on the buttons?
Why is the airplane black box orange?
Why does the expression ‘slim chance’ and ‘fat chance’ mean the same thing?
How come the lotion they used to sell at the back of Girlie Magazines to make your johnson bigger…never made your hand bigger??
Holy crap!!! I just googled that word and an unwanted image appeared before my eyes!!! Don’t do it folks. Don’t google that word!!! I swear I thought it meant something else.
How come every time I drink out of the milk carton, my wife walks around the corner?
…and gives me that look!
Why do dogs lick their balls ?
Because THEY can.
Fuddy duddy has always been funny to me.
She’s got radar! If you were behaving she wouldn’t be around the corner. I let my ex husband do pretty much what he wanted. But I did nag him to chew his food with his mouth closed and it pissed me off when he looked at other women but other than that I pretty much left him alone.
That reminds me how some folks say “Fudge” instead of using the F word.
Speaking of words, the one expression I could never stand was…
“I trust him about as far as I can throw him.”
Not sure why, but that one always drove me up the wall when someone would say it.
Words are just a series of grunts and squeaks.
Haha, I like that phrase.
But what if the person is rather large and heavy?