Entire Midwest a Ghost Town After Giant Easter Bunny Escapes From Experimental Facility 35 million dead, 2 million missing Panic as Easter Bunny heads west towards such forum members as @77nick77, @Hedgehog
In our reality-based segment of today’s forum news…
@supernova Comments On First Few Weeks Of Marriage The well-respected forum member is glad "to have someone loud enough to talk over the voices" On their preferred partner gender: “a sexy ass is a sexy ass”
This just in from our affiliates from across the pond. Gangs of Easter bunnies have been spotted roaming the streets of London. They are readily identifiable by their light blue jackets and tasteless yellow and light blue plaid waistcoats and matching bowties.