Crazed, Invisible Bunnies Overtake Forum
“I don’t see any bunnies”, complains one forum member
Experts recommend squinting to see mass bunny coup
Forum Sees Relatively Slow Day, Several Grow Beards Waiting For Drama
“I didn’t even know I could grow a beard” remarks one forum member
Aura of forum peacefulness has many bored out of their minds
Even the girls!? Grow a beard? Cool 
Now i understand the line: “boredom gets the best of us”.
Playboy Bunnies?!?
(Suddenly looking alert)
True true didn’t know I could grow an old lady beard. 
Beardy McBeardface here reporting in as an official witness!
Thank you Miss McBeardface.
We now turn to the Canadian analysis duo of @patrick and @shutterbug.
If we’re to be accurate, I’m the pitcher and @patrick is the catcher.
And now for some Cananananadiana to keep @flameoftherhine happy:
