Fake Forum News- PANIC IN STREETS RETURNS

Extremely Vague, General, and Dramatized Report Again Sends Shockwaves Through SZ.com and Surrounding Regions

@Ninjastar Urges for Calm in Midst of Chaos
@PatrickT Sells Possessions to buy Ticket To Mysterious Calm Land that is Free from Vague Terror

“Nobody knows where It came from. All we know is that It is a menace.” - @SacredNeigh7

“It’s invisibility only makes for increased levels of panic … the forum hasn’t seen this threat in over a year” - @Rhubot

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Yay FFN!!!

Everyone remain calm! The threat is very threatening, but we must band together!

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Trying to get a band of schizos to fight together would be like trying to get a bunch of religious leaders to preach a single sermon together.

Just saying.

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We should surround ourselves with positive and successful people.

I have hidden a dirty sock in the forum mwhahahahahaha

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Just one?!?!? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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PANIC! In the streets.

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Oh @Nomad your such a trickster!

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@Mountainman 's sock is self-duplicating! Who will save us?!

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The DMA (Dryer Monsters of America)

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@ThePoeticSkunk advocates that lollipop makers now include a warning label to advise that suckers are for Oral Use only.

:innocent:

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i have a pair of socks thar are labelled left and right lol

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