One of them…my buddy jesus wears tai chi outfits…
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you’re right @Minnii Jesus would look mid eastern. I refer to him as Yeshua because that’s his birth name in his language. Much better than saying Jesus. I consider myself jewish since Jesus is a Jew.
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My nephew, when he was still quite young, drew a picture of Jesus at easter. He showed Jesus on the cross and underneath the cross was this big blob which he pointed to and said “that’s all the fat that he lost being up in the cross for so long without food.”
Jesus also had a speech bubble saying “NOOOOOO!!!”
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I’m getting along very well with many people in my life. It was not always this way when I was younger. I grew up feeling like a square peg in a round hole. I felt very alienated from my peers.I never felt accepted but now that I’m an adult I’m friendly and polite and people like me. And I like most of them. My secret wish has come true.
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Well @77nick77, then according to @turningthepage , you’d make a good Jesus. 
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Let’s all be Jesus
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So many Jesus’s amongst us. And so many before us. And then there’s the real Jesus. I really really wanted to save the world…I also thought I would have been a good Jesus. Now I’m just being me the best I can ( with the help of meds )…and that is nicer than having a god delusion.
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Id make a good Jesus I would be crucified before I new it.
Will the real Jesus christ please stand up I repeat
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[Chorus – Eminem (repeat 2x):]
'Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
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I don’t think everybody liked Jesus.
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that’s nice because i could use more Jesus
would be awesome if Jesus came back he is the best!
Remember, it was the crowd who chose to crucify Jesus instead of Barabbas…
But hey, Pontius Pilate likes you!
True! I once rented a book called The Misunderstood Jew when I thought I was Jesus!