Even though Iām not Jesus, I think I would make a good one. I made this thread a couple months ago, but I think iād be even BETTER at being Jesus now. Of course thereās no way for me to ever be anointed, and Iām fairly shy when it comes down to it, but I am an eloquent speaker, fairly wise for my age, unbiased, and sensible.
I donāt think I could provide insight that no ones ever brought before but Iām good at bouncing ideas back in forth with people and making them think about it another way.
I think that power wouldnāt go to my head and Iād use it for good purposes. But the power of realizing āIām jesusā WOULD make me gain confidence and assertiveness.
But yeah Iām not Jesus.
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I sure as hell would make a better Jesus than that Russell Brand character. Since when does Jesus have a british accent???
he surely was an American!!! 
are you willing to hand your life over to the judgment of a mob; knowing that the mob will nail your ankles and wrists onto a cross, half naked, and pierce your body with a spear when youāre nearly dead from thirst?
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Good point!!! NO! 
although Iām not completely thrilled about life right now, I think thatās a painful way to go out
when I had delusions I was really jesus I was like āi cant wait til Iām nailed to the cross so I can go to heavenā lol crazy
I had the job ten years ago but I got fired. You wouldnāt like it. Low pay, bad hours and no paid vacation.
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I remember I thought I was god for designing super cars and making super buildings then tried to get everything for free because I was god ended up in jail for robbing places what was I thinking ?
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The Bible is a long book But kinda wanna read it. I own a copy.
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i think if he was here he would cure sz,
if he came back though everything would change, its a bit scary though and i still donāt understand it, what would happen i mean
According to the rastasā¦king selisiaā¦prolly not how yow you spell itā¦a king from Ethiopia was the second coming of Jesusā¦yea bet you didnāt know you already missed itā¦his miracles are well documentedā¦and rather unknown to mostā¦no end of the worldā¦no cure for szā¦no world peaceā¦
Why would the half breed son of a god have to basically commit suicide?..yes he was a suicide messiahā¦kinda like suicide by copā¦he knew what was going on and went along with it anywayā¦ To save some soulsā¦? Haā¦weak sauceā¦
Also what happend to all the souls of every human who was alive and died before he came around? All in hell? Reallyā¦
Also did you know wearing any clothing that is composed of more than 1 type of fiberā¦is a damnable offenseā¦ Ha your all going to your own hell for wearing most modern clothingā¦oh wait I forgot most Christians pick and choose the laws and stories that apply to their livesā¦and just disregard most of their own holy bookā¦
One more and Iām doneā¦women are not aloud to speak in churchā¦hahaā¦look it upā¦yup all you christian women who have ever said anything to anyone in church are also hell boundā¦
Almost sorryā¦but I find these among many manyā¦many many other reasons your religion is a jokeā¦flag away ye of little faithā¦lol
I had a bad weekend and damn Jesus was the last trigger I could handleā¦I thought religious threads were a no noā¦so I reply with another no no and flame awayā¦
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Oh crap, itās @flameoftherhine ! havenāt heard from you, forever. and yet again, I havenāt been on the forums much.
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I was hoping he wouldnāt see this post 
Itās an āunusual beliefā not a religious discussion.
I donāt think Iād like to be God, not that Iām turning down any offers mind you. But there are six billion people on this planet and I still feel alone. Imagine being One God.
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Jesus is the main character in the second half of the largest organized religions holy bookā¦he is a half human half deityā¦like Hercules minus most of the cool god powersā¦I think simply stating you would make a good half breed messiah qualifies this not only as religious but also blasphemousā¦ And you know i love you @chewā¦and Iām also just giving you crapā¦lolā¦I missed you guysā¦I hope no one takes the above post seriouslyā¦and if you doā¦do like jesus and turn the other cheekā¦or push me off a tall buildingā¦just to bring me back to lifeā¦because that was a hobby of his apparentlyā¦ Lolā¦yea look that one upā¦
I think you would make a wonderful jesusā¦maybe even a better jesusā¦but as you said you know you are not nor could ever be jesusā¦much like despite my sz best efforts I could never be Odinā¦
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Quoted from the 1985 movie Creator. cough cough Iām plagiarizing.
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I was away this weekendā¦and must make up the lost time picking on @chewā¦because he is my buddyā¦and one of many of my fav people on the forumā¦
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I was almost gonna post this 
then I read you were actually complimenting me 
so I didnāt, well I guess I did, but I donāt mean it !
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well I guess you were half complimenting meā¦
Lol I hope nobody gets upset at that postā¦thatās for tattling on me about my dislike of kissā¦lol I missed you my friend how have you beenā¦?
@Prince_Boring I donāt actually dislike Christiansā¦their religionā¦or their god and half breed sonā¦I hope you donāt take offense you are also one of my fav postersā¦and I respect your right to your religious viewsā¦despite my lack of faith in this particular religionā¦to be fair though I could nit pick about any religion over similarly petty reasoningsā¦including my own lolā¦which I do oftenā¦
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I am not even remotely religious. I believe Jesus was a man and a teacher but not the son of a Supreme Being because there is no Supreme Being/Deity. Having said that, I thought I was Christ (the teacher) returned for awhile and I still have serious paranoia that I (being the worldās Atheist Savior) will be sacrificed or persecuted as part of my own brain study. My disease (delusional disorder) doesnāt care what your religious affiliations are or arenāt. It will bit you in the azz regardless. You can be Jesus. Iāll let ya. Save us all.
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