Everybody likes me, I think I'd make a good Jesus

Unusual Beliefs
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The only people who don’t like me are certain white people. No particular type, but most minorities like me, and a lot of white ppl like me too. It wasn’t always this way. People used to despise me. I think I’d make a good Jesus. I don’t believe I’m Jesus anymore, but I think I’d make a good one. Because even people who seem tough and despise affluent gringos, will see me and smile.

Maybe it’s cuz they saw my car and I have cool hippie bumper stickers, and a bird on my hat, but all the workers that come to my house see me and smile. Today some Latino painters are here and they smile at me. What can I say, I’m a like able guy. Too bad there’s no way to become jesus…otherwise I might still believe.

Well I’m gonna keep doing like Jesus and help people all I can. Thank you, thank you.

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Then again, everyone likes my sisters bf too, and he looks more like Jesus than I. But he’s not Jewish and his name doesn’t start with j :wink:

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I’d make an excellent God, don’t know why its a delusion. I fit perfectly in the part :smile:

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True minnii

You’d be the father
I’d be the son
And @sarad the holy spirit

I apologize for my grandiosity in this thread I’ve just been feeling soo good lately about everything! Hope I don’t “crash”, it’s not mania but I hope I don’t go from great to terrible or id be devistated !

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Maybe hypomania. Take care of yourself, crashes afterwards suck

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John Lennon once took lsd and afterwards coming down held a group meeting with the Beatles to announce he was Jesus. Then quickly changed his mind

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Yeah, Holy Sarad, fits perfectly.

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I had this religious nut as a teacher who made us act out the crucifixion once a week. I was too fat to be Jesus so was always judas instead.

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I once witnessed a jesus off between 2 guys who look like jesus…our jesus vs dominos jesus…it was a dance off…our jesus won…at their home building too…

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Jesus might be fat, who knows? I always picture jesus black though

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Jesus is like santa…hes whatever you need him to be…black santa vs asain dracula vs mexican jesus…makes me laugh…

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I may be too fat to be Jesus but damn I would make a great Buddha.

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Stereotypes everywhere, buddha was actually pretty skinny, the figure of the fat buddha comes from the chinese ideology that fat means wealth and good food. The guy barely ate and walked the whole way :smile:
And jesus would look more like a middle estern man too.

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I saw a fat black budha who wasnt smiling in chinese restaurant once…thor was a ginger…a ginger…

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Odin is a latino woman, I swear, I met her once

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Whatever form he wants…i see him in hawks and older peopplle…never met him though thats cool.

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Was Krishna really blue??

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I guess so, pink is always an option. With purple dots.

Ganesh is really an elephant, I have his picture autographed.

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Id be a horrible Satan lollol . i thought i was Satan and the bible even confirmed it.

A voice told me as i was reading the bible… “Say the next sentence out loud” so i did… And the scripture went on to say something of …whoever speaks this is the evil one.

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Jesus works at domino’s pizza? :confused:

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