The harder it bombs the more its funny…
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Aaaaarrrrgggghhh! I’m starting to dream about boring people sawing logs.
I am very bad at remembering good jokes, but somehow, I got some really lame ones memorized…
So an assassin come’s home after a long day’s work, walks through the door and greets his wife: “honey I missed you”.
badum tss.
So a guy is waiting on the bus, says the busdriver: “come down here now!”.
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@Moonbeam I just put my 2year old to sleep with that video on repeat…no ■■■■…lol lol
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“Does anyone else love a good bad joke?”
Yes, here’s one of my favorites. I call it, “My life”.
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The Sawing Man video lullaby — guaranteed to put your kid to sleep instantaneously. Works for adults too. 
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He likes to watch me play that game has horses and fish…so he didn’t even fuss he just fell asleep waiting on something good to happen…
Oh the poor little guy—it’s good he fell asleep, otherwise he’d still be waiting and watching the log being sawed, hoping against hope that something exciting would happen. Saw, saw, saw-saw, saw…
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Saw…Saw-saw…zzzzzz
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I can’t help but it really happens… I don’t know how you say it in English. “A wounded person is being sent to hospital by ambulance, but the ambulance involved in a car accident, the wounded person has more injuries now (plus the driver and medical assistant on board).”
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Two men are golfing while a funeral prosession goes by. One of the golfers laid his golf club down and took off his hat and put it over his heart. His companion said, “Bill, I had no idea you were so sensitive.” Bill answered, “What the hell. We were married thirty years.”
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