Because I have elevated being annoying to an art form.
You should see the looks I get when I ask for “bifurcated milk foam on my pumpkin chai latte.”
“Excuse me? We don’t do that.”
“Oh? They did it yesterday and it cost me $1 extra.”
[employee goes and gets manager]
Yeah that would be really annoying tbh lol. Like I would dread you coming in if you did that a lot
Hahaha! I can see that.
I’m horrible at following directions. I need a GPS to get around.
I’m also bad at following directions cooking food.
I recently had an AA sponsee complain to me that he couldn’t stand going to another boring AA meeting. I asked him if he would like to have fun at AA for a change and he said yes. So we’re driving around Calgary and he be all WE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE MEETING.
“Yes, I know.”
THE MEETING IS OVER THERE!
“Yes, I know.”
We roll up late, I open the trunk and pass him a package with like 12 rolls of TP.
“See those cars? They belong to the people in the AA meeting. Let’s get to work.”
We TPed every car and I left a note on the windshield of each thanking them for helping me to help a newcomer discover that sober living can also be joyous living.
Mischief is important.
Yeah and I’m a grumpy butt at work and would say I don’t get paid enough for this 
I’m sure plenty of less grumpy baristas enjoy it though lol @ozymandias . I just am constantly over stimulated at work and rely on scripts
I had people asking me to do things I couldn’t do. It made me angry and frustrated. Forcing myself made me miserable.
Right on @shutterbug .
I can take direction from some.
If I want to and they are respectful and loving and go to me etc
My favourite to take direction from treats me perfectly.
Hahahah I know. Sorry. I may be a bit dysfunctional.
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