Attack birds

[rogueone]

So usually do a 1km lap around the block for my ride and all good. It’s well past nesting time over here but today on my first lap I got attacked by a bird. I don’t think it was a magpie but not sure. A magpie usually tries to finish you off and will attack you relentlessly. This was like a sneak commando attack with vocals…

Anyways. Ended up doing a totally different circuit to avoid the culprit. This country can be hard as nails but attack birds in January? Strange things afoot at the Circle K my friends!

[Montezuma]

Oh brother! That sounds kinda scary. Stay safe down there in Oz.

Totally unrelated, I apologize, but my beard is back! Haha.

[rogueone]

haha…thanks mate…I’m desperately trying to grow in a good beard too. The boys at cricket say I look totally different and it ages me 10 years but it’s too cool for school.

As too those birds I guess i’m doing a different route. The magpies usually only attack when they are nesting and it’s so unusual this time of year…freaky little things.

[Montezuma]

You welcome bud! It’s just nearly funny to me as an American, because we don’t hear about bird attacks on the news here.

I never knew magpies could be that aggressive!

As for the beard, I thought you looked really good with the mustache. But the beard suits you well, too.

When spring rolls around I’m going to trim mine off, but keep the stache.

[Moonbeam]

@rogueone

This was like a sneak commando attack with vocals…

[Pat6398]

Do you get Plovers over there? They are pretty good stealth attackers although they’ll usually just screech and not scratch.

We have them everywhere where I live.

[Pat6398]