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Pigeons dont like people

In my backyard theres lots of birds. I can feed the magpies and cockatoos by hand but not the pigeons. The pigeons all fly away as soon as I open the back door. They are cowards. I just want to be friends like the other birds. I once saw a pigeon fall off a ledge into the gutter LOL stupid pigeon
Mafia :smoking:

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Corn. Pigeons love corn, a lot of corns.

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did you know magpies are the only non-mammal able to recognize itself in a mirror?

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I mean, they do love people. Hmmm but maybe they don’t like mafia then.
Cover yourself with corn and see what happens :smoking:

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Maybe thats why! :smoking: Ill bring the pigeons some corn. Maybe then we can be friends

Maybe they can teach you how to lay eggs.

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Didmt know that. I feed the magpies pieces of meat. They love it. Can feed them by hand. They sit on the back ledge and sing for food

Lol that would be great. I must know their secrets!

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It will work 100%. Experience talking here.

Make sure you want some pigeon love man. They…well they poop a lot.

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They are your partners in eggs.

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They are gonna teach me the glorious secrets of laying eggs :egg:

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You crack me up.

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