Another masturbation thread

99% percent of men masturbate. The other 1% are liars.

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Not gonna lie. I’m one of those 100%, ie I’m a man.

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Your so frickin fun, I spew my coffee and fell of my chair, now i`m doing pirouettes on the floor laughing

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Or don’t have enough circulation to make it worthwhile.

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Masturbation is healthy, so they say.
I practice it.
It is a very old custom passed down from father to son since times immemorial.

:raised_hand: guilty !

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Fyi, men can still reach climax without an erection and enjoy stimulation.

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Is this why it says brains under your name
Hehehe

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@anon4362788 that’s interesting. Tbh I’ve wondered that for a while.

I’m surprised they can, I thought it would require an erection but I wasn’t sure.

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You’re crediting me with motivation I don’t have.

Did I mention I have negatives?

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In an alternate world Pinocchios nose was below his waist :sweat_smile:

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This also applies to women

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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies…

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Notice that mine doesn’t say “oh law he cummin’!”

'Cuz he ain’t right now.

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Then get on that. Someone can HELP.

I mean, I help my person that needs it.

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Too busy taking pictures. It’s all good.

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yeah this is so good
for those who are alone
and ladies dont want them
this is me from the begining of the year i try to engage and be in relation i cant
ladies want better opportunities
so i find masturabation is really cheap and available and fun :rofl:
for those miserable ppl like me and many other ppl :joy:

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I end up watching stupid porn it’s one reason I stopped watching porn. I also feel sorry for the porn stars.

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If a guy never masturbated he likely would never have sex. It’s natural, normal, and not worth making a big deal over.

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