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@DearZombie my friend wants to meet for breakfast, but I’ve already had breakfast. Should I eat again so I’m not rude, or just order a coffee?

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What should I wear for my sister’s wedding?

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@Nova Be daring, don’t wear anything. You can accessorize and draw attention to those accessories. That way the money spent on them isn’t wasted.

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How do I deal with an ingrown toenail on my big toe?

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@ninjastar Eat again. Eat your friend’s food,too. This will assert dominance and impress them.

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@MrSquirrel Cut the toe off. No more toenail to offend.

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Help!
Should I do all the things? I want to not do them.

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@Treebeard - doing things uses energy. Energy should be conserved to lower bills and save the planet.

Save the polar bears,man. Do nothing.

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