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The doctor is in, ask away!

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If you feel like you’re going nuts, eat acorns.

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I have a party today, but my hair isn’t cooperating. What should I do?

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Shave it into a mohawk. use glue as hair gel for long lasting air.

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I told my land lord i work, but i think he knows I don’t. What should I do?

Get a job as a stripper and tell your landlord to come visit for proof.

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When I was yonger I dated people who were older. Now that I’m older I want to date people who are younger. Can I blame my parents for this?

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I currently am not seeing a therapist.
Should I see a new one?

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@everhopeful, yes! When there is doubt always default to The Devil made me do it or My parents caused it.

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@Wave that depends on how serious you want to get. Be sure to choose a good neighborhood with a good school before getting too serious when seeing anyone.

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I made a PB&J sandwich but I want the jelly on top. What do I do?

Peel it apart and flip the sections until you get the desired composition

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How do I make a kickass cup of tea as opposed to just a good cup of tea?

I don’t really have any work clothes.
Do you think it would make a good impression to show up nude with flip flops for my first day?

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@anon94176359 dress like a ninja while brewing.

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@nfy that sounds like a great strategy. Shows confidence!

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Thanks, I was thinking it would be good to show that I’m comfortable in my own skin.

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What should I set my thermostat at?

@anon98459728 Set it to ten degrees higher or lower than comfort levels when you have company that just don’t want to leave when you wish.

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall. Who is the fairest zombie of them all?

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