The doctor is in, ask away!
If you feel like you’re going nuts, eat acorns.
I have a party today, but my hair isn’t cooperating. What should I do?
Shave it into a mohawk. use glue as hair gel for long lasting air.
I told my land lord i work, but i think he knows I don’t. What should I do?
Get a job as a stripper and tell your landlord to come visit for proof.
When I was yonger I dated people who were older. Now that I’m older I want to date people who are younger. Can I blame my parents for this?
I currently am not seeing a therapist.
Should I see a new one?
@everhopeful, yes! When there is doubt always default to The Devil made me do it or My parents caused it.
@Wave that depends on how serious you want to get. Be sure to choose a good neighborhood with a good school before getting too serious when seeing anyone.
I made a PB&J sandwich but I want the jelly on top. What do I do?
Peel it apart and flip the sections until you get the desired composition
How do I make a kickass cup of tea as opposed to just a good cup of tea?
I don’t really have any work clothes.
Do you think it would make a good impression to show up nude with flip flops for my first day?
@anon94176359 dress like a ninja while brewing.
@nfy that sounds like a great strategy. Shows confidence!
Thanks, I was thinking it would be good to show that I’m comfortable in my own skin.
What should I set my thermostat at?
@anon98459728 Set it to ten degrees higher or lower than comfort levels when you have company that just don’t want to leave when you wish.
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall. Who is the fairest zombie of them all?