BAD Advice, ribbed for your pleasure

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Only BAD advice. No asking for good advice because you won’t get it.

Warning: gratuitous sarcasm and innuendo

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Should I tell my freind I’m schizophrenic?

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Don’t start something you can’t finish… Finnishit.

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What do I do when I’ve spent all my f’s and have no more to give?

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Blonde or brunette?

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sure, @anon47167357. In fact, print up tshirts to tell people so you can avoidtalking.

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Ah, @anon9798425, thine field of fcks is barren. Add fertilizer.

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@insidemind neither. Everyone does rainbows npw. I like purple.

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OK. But how do I acquire a cow? For the fertilizer.

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@anon9798425 try FB marketplace oryour local grocer.

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Thanks! One more!
When the vessel for the fertilizer is depleted, what is the appropriate way of sacrificing it to my chosen deity?

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@anon9798425 toss into any recycling bin. They will take care of the rest.

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What will be the best way to get attention from a potential partner?

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I have to go tar my roof, what should I wear?

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I’d like to start a mega corporation. What should I sell ?

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@Pikasaur take a cue from birds. Dress in bright colors and dance in thwir face when they are near.

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I want to take a vacation. Where should I go?

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@Mountainman go naked but coat youraelf liberallywith vaseline sothe tar won’t stick.

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@everhopeful souls

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@anon1517417 Vacations are expensive. Stay home and binge watch Netflix.

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