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What should I spend my money on?

I see a red door and I want it painted black. How?

@admiralbarkley ALL THE THINGS!

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@ThePoeticSkunk Well chimps paint with their poop so…

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Should I fold it?

@levelJ1 No. Roll it.

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Should I give up the farming? I can’t remember what you said the last time

I get an intense pain in my balls whenever I listen to Phil Collins. What should I do about this?

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@Italy2010 Yes. Start a music career.

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@freakonaleash Ask someone to massage away the pain.

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@ZombieMombie, @freakonaleash, Worse advice would be to “chop them off”.

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How do I deal with being carsick on this four hour road trip?

@ninjastar Borrow the driver’s shoes as a catcher. Then when they wear them they’ll get moisturized. Win win.

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Can I move these threads to creativity? I feel like they take a lot of imagination to keep going.

i guess so. Will they still get seen?

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I have this thing I like to do friday nights, should I move it to another night?

GOOD AdVICE please: I accidentally told my mum ‘it’s taking a long time to bury you’ instead of saying ‘it’s taking a long time to bale them’ it was a complete accident but I feel awful what should I do?

@Mountainman No! Instead move everything to Friday so you have a fun-filled day. Don’t do anything at all on the other days so you can rest up.

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