I am just having my 3rd bear at the camping , i am more humerios when i dring than when i am sober. I like this feeling. Unfortunatly i cant dring in every special ocasions, ill stop at the 3rd bear.
A grizzly BEAR, a polar BEAR, and a brown BEAR walk into a bar. They sit down and all order a BEER.
The bartender thinks, 'They’re just BEARS they don’t know what any prices are. So after they each down one BEER, the bartender says, “That will be $20.00 each”.
So they pay up and start to amble out. But the bartenders curiosity is aroused so he says, “Wow, we don’t get many BEARS in here”.
The polar BEAR looks at him and says, “At $20.00 for one BEER, I can see why”!
LOL. BEER / BEAR. Don’t say SZ.com never taught you anything.
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a schizophrenic walks into a bar…
…no one comes out…!?!
take care
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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. And it hurt.
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The CIA and the FBI and God set up some cameras all over the place and are working on the case.
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A schizophrenic walks into bar and screams… I am schizophrenic…
And everyone run out
Except the bi-polar guy who says,“Really dude”?
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