2 adult men vs a baby is considered a fair fight

father and doctor versus a baby until the baby can no longer be able to give them a heads up.
I abhore what human life has become.

As a very unpopular politician in Australian says “Please explain?”

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Because you think “Aww, ain’t the baby cute.” but that’s not the way it really is in my experience…

They’re cute once they develop higher brain function. Before that they’re messy and distracting. Really started enjoying my daughter AFTER she turned three.

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I must disagree. I feel that just prior to mobility they are the most amazing and simple.

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My wife is crazy about babies and she loves them. Not to sound sexist, but women seem to respond better to babies than the men I know. There are a few I know who are great with them, but most like to tickle them once or twice and then hand them off to someone else right away.

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My husband does that. He says “bring me my baby” I bring him, then he makes him laugh and passes him back.

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Well, at least I’m honest about how dysfunctional I am, right? :smile:

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I don’t call it dysfunctional. Ideally, babies like women because of breast feeding. No wonder men feel out of place.

Our daughter did NOT like breast feeding. She preferred a bottle. I think we burned out three expensive breast pumps because doofus couldn’t figure out how nature’s nozzle worked. That being said, I had a really high pressure job with long hours for the first year of her life and she didn’t see me a lot. She would FREAK OUT when left alone with me because I wasn’t mom. These day’s she’s ‘daddy’s girl’ and it irks mom. I don’t mind it so much. :wink:

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