You're all suspended

DX'd - Other
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Until further notice. By the power invested in me by the people.

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Outstanding. Imma go drink another bottle of cough syrup and nap for a while.

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I command you to not take a nap.

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Good luck with that - I have been randomly falling asleep these past three days.

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Can I use the bathroom

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Yes, very briefly…,

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Well, I’m happy to say, this is your fate.

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I used to tell the voices that the Imperial Blizzard forbid them to talk any more. Problem was they were anarchists.

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A citizens suspension kinda like a citizens arrest

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I never wore suspended. Too tight on the shoulders.

:thinking:

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Hold on while I suspend you all.

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Actually, just @77nick77 for 5 minutes.

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Damn, tough start to a new year. I had a lot of time to think about my actions during my suspension and I decided you are now all unsuspended. You’re welcome.

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Good! Glad you’ve spent that time in contemplation

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Well, I actually spent three minutes of it eating a ham sandwich. But I put in a good, solid two minutes of thinking there.

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Thanks for the clickbait @77nick77 .

Honestly my first thought that it was @anon4362788 as the OP but I value my braiiinnnzzzz so I didn’t name any names.

:grinning:

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I don’t have any so I’m immune to her.

Muaaahaahaahaaha.

:rofl:

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Don’t make me hand out more 5 minute suspensions

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Sometimes, a suspension is good. I ground my sister and tell her she has to stay in her room and can’t talk to others. It makes her very happy.

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