I’m an old millennial and was very aware of fashion during actual Y2K era.
Paris Hilton was setting all the trends.
Dear gods,
It was a dark, dark time for fashion.
I cannot believe the children are choosing to wear this.
The jeans were cut so low they barely cleared your pubic hair.
Everyone looked fat in them.
Even the super thin girls.
It’s just not flattering on anyone.
The thongs!
Lest we forget.
Wearing a thong with the sole intent of having it be seen when you sit down or bend over.
Usually highlighting your very unique butterfly tramp stamp.
The shirts were all babydoll cut.
Regardless of how cute the shirt is, how thin you are, you look pregnant.
Sorry about it.
It’s a horrible cut that has to be tailored within an inch of it’s life to even look halfway decent.
The “chunky” shoes.
The ultra layered haircuts.
Those kinds of highlights that don’t blend.
All the dudes dressing like Eminem.
Dudes wearing one ear ring, but only in the correct ear.
Fake scar marks shaved into eyebrows.
If your tacky clothes were expensive enough,
It was also in fashion to just leave those tags on.
Not to return them after a couple days,
Just to let everyone know you purchased a $200 white t-shirt.
I could seriously go on forever.
Are you aware these clothes will once again be assaulting your eyeballs?
Just a public service announcement.
Friends don’t let friends wear low rise jeans.