Whats the weirdest thing you ever said when psychotic

Unusual Beliefs
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Mine was that I was a smurf :slight_smile:

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I quoted a weird song on facebook and couldn’t understand why people weren’t laughing thinking I was a genius.
The quote was “I told my dealer I was broke, he hired a cameraman. We did a pornofilm for coke, I hear I’m big in Japan”

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My voices told me the tv was a giant camera lens and they pretended they could see me through it. It basically acted like a giant camera. It felt like I was always being videod. So that’s the weirdest thing i said, that the tv is a camera

4

I kept calling people in public wontons.

5

I turned into a cat

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Once when in the hospital another patient asked me a question and I suddenly portrayed the Water Boy movie. I said, “Mama says, that’s the devil”. People laughed.

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SNAP! That is one of my biggest fears when i become psychotic. That there are cameras everywhere, especially in my tv. I feel that there are people watching me, and that they can see me broadcast on their tv’s. It is very frightening.

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Probably that I was wondering if Jesus had arrived on Earth yet to the observing psychitrist…she said, “why are you so urgently talking about this?” and I said, “because I don’t want my knees shaved off.” she shouted…“HE THINKS WE ARE GOING TO SHAVE OFF HIS KNEES!!” I didn’t even flinch…that was all about the end of the session and I was admitted to the hospital immediately.

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I was picked up by the police about 15 miles from home. I had walked to a dark road on the side of a highway. When the police arrived, I bent down to see the brand and size of the police car’s tire. ‘Bridgestone’ I said, and away I went.

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Something along the lines of “red lights are cameras that watch me while I drive”

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I eated the purple berries … they taste like … buurnning.

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Mine was more of an intrusive thought - that i HAD to say to get it out my head, like “up the bum no harm done”. And i would sing it in a wierd tune. Where the hell that came from i have no idea. It was frankly embarrasing cos i was in the A+E at the time. Cue a needle in the arm (no idea what drug it was).

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I started writing love poems on reddit about my Goddess Annette. Disorganized poems

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I was ballet dancing around Tesco last week while doing a small shop. Pretty weird considering I have no interest in dance and I’m a big depressed 6’1 guy with my hood up listening to sad hip-hop.

Before I saw a doctor about my mental health for the first time (about 7 years ago), my whole child/teen life I thought I controlled the weather, he told me I did not, now I just don’t think about it.

Earlier this year, I was meeting new people because of a new job and because I lived with my best friend for the first time. We were having parties and stuff. I felt it necessary with certain people to pull them aside and ask “what’s your code?”.

“what?”
“what’s your code?”
“what, my phone number?”
“nah, what’s your code?”

I thought for a time maybe people were simulated into my life, and if I confronted them about their code, it might glitch them out or something would happen.

It was inconclusive.

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So what did they say when you masked them what their code was?

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I remember noticing a few people got unusually defensive, or just found it funny like I was telling a joke. Can’t remember exact words apart from the phone number thing.

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Lol while psychotic I thought my family was trying to turn me into a dog. I was a mess lol

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I thought people were going to attack me through the rabbits.

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I’m glad I can look back on it and laugh now. When it was real to me it was so scary

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Man, I can’t remember the specifics because I was out there. I be all “nanobots, colonization, aliens, anally probed livestock!” when my cheese skids off my cracker. Oh and I have to tell everyone how I’m being targeted because I’m so important.

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