Mine get weird sometimes like recently i thought my neighbors’s dogs were talking to me and i understood them. I also thought that my in laws were following me by having tiny cameras on bugs.
i just bought a lot of new clothes, designer colthes (streetwear nothing fancy, but fancy for me) and… I can’t get the idea off that it’s 95% fake.
I thought people were trying to get me to commit suicide. I bought a .22 automatic pistol. (This was before the five day waiting period was implemented.) I wasn’t going to walk in some place and open up with my firearm, but I reasoned that when they saw that I wasn’t going to kill myself they would send somebody after me. If someone had walked up behind me on a dark street I might have been paranoid enough to turn around and shoot him.
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My wierdest paranoid thought was that my 9-yearold son would kill me in my sleep.
That the Mormon CIA agents had implants probes into my brain and were controlling me.
At some point during my psychotic break I was told by the voices that this whole world was created just for me, that I’m hooked up to something like in the matrix and no one in this world is real but me, everyone else is just part of the matrix program.
I felt a great relief that no one is real because now I could do whatever I want and say whatever I want and not get embarrassed or self-councious.
So I went walking around downtown with my arms in the air to see if anyone would notice.
This was more of a delusion than a paranoid thought though.
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Years ago I thought that I was Sgt. Pepper of the Lonely Hearts Club Band(Beatles). That didn’t last long though.
Wow, what a fantasy!
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I thought these two women sitting behind me in church were boring a gigantic hole through my head with a giant “thought drill”. In other words, their thoughts were so strong and powerful that they actually had the power to bore a hole through my head. I kept trying to figure out ways to dodge their thoughts, It was difficut because I was surrounded by other people in the pews.
What happened ?
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I mean did anyone notice?
where do i start !?! 
take care 
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When I get paranoid, I’m always looking for ways to manipulate my body, either by moving my body in various postures or by running away. In this case, I was surrounded by people, so I just turned my head so I could not see them and I found that this helped a bit. It seems that if I don’t see the people that are thinking, this can help stop the thoughts.
Thanks for the heads up.
Probably poisoned food lol. I just kind of freaked out to my mom about the dentists cutting out my tongue because a gland is swollen and i thought it might be cancer. i mean i guess it might be. but … she says im jumping to the worst case scenario 
I once started thinking that my favorite porn actress was watching me as I was trying to sleep while stoned with a bunch of dudes in a room. That was so weird that I remember how weird it was and took note of it. “Lexi belle watching me through the window, I’m really ducking high and schizophrenic”
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Back when Susan Smith from Union, South Carolina drowned her two sons so she could have a boyfriend who didn’t want kids, I thought I looked just like her and everyone who saw me would know I drowned my two sons. I kept telling my husband: I look like Susan Smith. He didn’t know what to say. He just said “No you don’t .” I really don’t look anything like her. I also felt guilty for the crime although I did not do it. I didn’t know I was schizophrenic yet. It seems funny now but at the time it was terrible.
I once thought the whole world was tilting in my direction. It made me feel ecstatic for a while.
I thought that getting up and traveling over a 1000 mi away and completely blowing my life savings was a good thing.
All because I THOUGHT that people were following me and monitoring me.
She’s my favorite too! Great minds think alike! 
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