There was this guy named Xavier. I was writing on a peice of paper at the table, and he came up to me out of nowhere and firmly stated, my name is Xavier something something something , I am not Jesus Christ…he thought I had had that mistaken haha
A kid was refusing to be takin to isolation so he grabed a table and refused to let go and was yelling anarchy, it was defently somethin…
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I took a shower and forgot to bring a towel 
I don’t know that it was funny but people getting into fights and a whole bunch of people restrain the person and give them an injection.
Oh everybody was in line to get their medication and the nurse shut it down and said people would have to come back later. Apparently someone kept farting and she couldn’t stand the smell. I thought it was funny that it happened to her she was a b**** anyway.
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Got caught almost having sex in my first psyche ward. Ten more seconds and I would have lost my virginity.
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In group therapy I was talking and some girl sitting three chairs away got up and said, “Awww” and walked over and hugged me.
A nurse told her sharply to sit down but a minute later she did it again.
It was funny
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Back when I was 17 they actually had a smoking room indoors (It’s completely banned now).
This lady kept saying I want a cup of tea, so I made her one. As soon as I gave it to her she said ‘I don’t like this cup of tea’.
She then threw it at me and it was very hot as I was only wearing sweat trousers and the cup smashed on the floor.
After that she kept on asking for lemon cake, but I decide that was enough and we didn’t have any.
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I met a guy who swore he was Quentin Tarantino of all people. He’d get really mad whenever someone told him he wasn’t. So on the psyche ward he was Quentin Tarantino.
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When my phone fell into the toilet
There was a drunken person at my mental hospital who got caught smoking and reeking of alcohol. When the nurses confronted him he very belligerently yelled “do I seem drunk?!?!”. He was heavily slurring and it was very obvious he was drinking. I had always thought it was funny .
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This might be one of those, “You had to be there situations”. But there were these two young girls. They were attractive, but air headed. They were smoking in the lounge, which was allowed at that time. There was this old man, probably about seventy years old. He was decrepit and perverse. He was without cigarettes, so he asked one of these young girls for a smoke. She held up her cigarette like she was offering it to him, and when she jerked it away, the old man farted, and the young girls cavorted around the lounge away from him. I don’t know. That guy farting seemed so apropos of the whole business of mental illness in that situation. It was funny.
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I still remember the guy who wouldn’t stop peeing in the garbage cans. They’d say Jon, why did you pee in the garbage can, and told him not to do it again, then he’d walk in the other room and pee in that one. He put dirty tissues in my bag of toiletries before I left to. He was totally crossed over to the delusional side.
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the last time i went to the hospital, this guy i met there took a liking to me almost immediately. he introduced himself to me and asked me for my email address so i gave it to him. then he kept flirting with me and asking me personal questions and within a couple of days he told me he loved me and wanted to marry me. said he was going to move to my city once he got out of the hospital so we could spend more time together.
i was awkwardly compliant the whole time, as i’m not into men.
he said he’d email me when he got out of the hospital, its been over 2 months and i haven’t heard from him since
Funny I exchanged numbers with a bunch of people in the hospital never talked to them since.
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me too lol. all the people in the adult ward ask to reconnect then never pull through with it. in the teens ward its hard to slip contact information without the nurses butting in but they tend to keep contact afterwards
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When I was there, there was a man that liked to walk around naked.
Last hospital trip there was a totally delusional guy. He didn’t speak a lot of English. From Germany or something. He took a big dump in someone’s shower.
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