I stopped traffic on a highway (the 60 in Los Angeles) so I could cross and ride the median like a mechanical bull. I had a blown out tire around my neck. No meds + pot = craziness to the nth degree
On the last day of my episode I started walking after having disconnected my phone and internet, I was on my way to the bank to close my account when I said screw this and left my wallet on a seat on the bus. As I continued walking I saw a panel with arrows pointing down to the sidewalk and I left my apartment keys there. I thought I had to free myself from all attachments to be rescued by Morpheus and his crew from the Matrix. I continued walking through a park at night and decided to go to my parentsā house where they called the ambulance. They already had a paper from the judge. My wallet was found and returned to me later.
when I was younger I had an imaginary friend who told me I needed to give him blood so he could be realā¦ he was telling me to cut my arm open so he could have my blood.
I was too chicken to give him arm blood so I took a knife and gave him finger bloodā¦ I still needed stitches for my fingers.
I once thought our neighbor kidnapped my sisā¦ (it was a birthday/sleep over) I broke in to the neighbors house to get my sis back.
I also thought the little school down the hill was brain washing my youngest siblings. So during lunch I went to the little school and just took my siblings and drove offā¦ (I was reported as kidnaping)
There are some others that were very very embarrassingā¦ one that came back a lot was thinking there were tracking devices in my clothingā¦ so Iāve been naked in public quite a lot.
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Well. I think I qualify.
I had this immense fear of meeting āthugsā in Bangkok while on a 2 month stay. I lived on marginal amonuts of money, so I spent lots of time roaming around. I started seeing danger everywhere, triggered by some thais who wanted me to go inside a bar.
I started fleeing and crawled a gated fence to a house complex. Then I jumped from roof to roof in bare feet, until I landed in some soil that were like quicksand. Im thankfull that I was strong enough to get up and into a lawn, where there was a security guard, who was nice enough.
I went to the mental hospital but I had no money so they didnt admit me.
Goes to show, that perhaps one should use caution in foreign countries, if this wasnt obvious 
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I cut my hair all off on the top of my head, and dyed it red. The hair at the back of my head I left shoulder-length.
I danced to music on my Walkman down the busy main road, in weird clothes. Pure mania!
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hey I have a friend who is sane and shaves her head. She also dyes her hair a new colour every month. Some people are quirky. But psychosis really is something else 
Sending letters to the CIA and FBI then thinking they put a pen-microphone into my sisters room. I talked to a pen for maybe two hours. More funny than sad.
I think ive done crazier things but Iād rather not share themā¦
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Iāve done some stupid ā ā ā ā while delusional. One of my last episodes i remember not being able to think straight sort of my mind was a mess. Then the first thing that comes to mind is being paranoid about a house near where i live. I thought my ex girlfriend was sleeping with some one with of all places in the back garden. Anyway after this going on a couple of days and thinking I witnessed someone killed, god knows who being killed I ran up the street only to be confused as to see nothing happening. Then a few days later then attacked the property. Not long after this involvement with the police then hospital. This is where things got worse but I wonāt go into that. I remember parts here and there.
Found the key in the kitchen drawer at the board & careā¦ and took everything in the med cab. (Woke up in the ICU two days later.)
Also when I was in my CIA phase I would wave āthemā goodnight from my window every night. Thought it would show them I was on their side.
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i was going to row across the atlantic oceanā¦!?! 
take care 
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!! Were you going to row all the way over there first? Your arms would be tired!
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it was one of many ā clever plans ā i had !?!..not 
take care
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Nothing really crazy. But when I was 19 and living in my first group home in a major city, I used to walk 13 blocks to downtown by myself and hang around on the streets where the hookers were, and the homeless and other street people were, among the worst dives and sex shops. I really didnāt belong there but I was attracted to that environment.
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I canāt remember anything Iāve done in other episodes, but Iāll list two things that Iāve done during episodes that I can. While I canāt remember everything that Iāve done, many of them were really stupid things to do.
- I was hearing metal/hard rock music playing in my head and I started dancing along to it. I went into the kitchen and started taking chips out of a bag and put them in my mouth while jumping around the music. Then I started spinning around and began to laugh for no reason.
- Urinated on my bedroom floor because I thought that there were demons in my bathroom wanting to kill me. .______.
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Lol. your psychosis is hysterical :o) I didnāt have delusions about the CIA but I did think some people and cameras were watching me from the window. I would never wave though, lol!!!
dbranch waves āgoodnightā to the CIA before going to bedā¦
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Am Jest Keeding, dbranch!!
(but Iām glad you ālikedā it.)
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Yeah looking back on it its a mixture of pain and laughter.
The FBI actually took my threat report seriously and was parked outside my house for a few days. Lol.
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I like when you say ājest keeeedingā!!
Cracks me up 