I swear, I’m going to make a balloon animal out of the next person’s genitals who starts a thread like this!
Buy a million lottery tickets.
I’d pay back. Ppl who I owe money first
Start my own lottery
id buy 100 acres. and have a small house built. and buy a new truck then put the rest into savings to live off of for the rest of my life. (not sure this was a serious question now…oh well ) not erasing it now
I will play someones nose like a tuba until they turn into Pinocchio if i win the lottos
I would move to Switzerland and build a castle with a moat
I don’t know. Some gum sounds nice. Maybe I’d buy a pack of juicy fruit. I’m not sure.
Buy a house to my dad. Buy an apartment to my mom. Give money to my aunt cause she’s taking care of her granddaughter.
I would probably move to Thailand and live there for a while.
I would return home and buy myself a bigger apartment. Then I would indulge myself with expensive stereo equipment.
Rest I would save.
I would make my own life comfortable and secure, and then I would donate the rest of the money to end world hunger.
Hold the winnings just up out of reach of my wife’s relatives.
similar to @irrelevant ; i’d buy a cottage on lot sof land and grow my own veges and have a pet cat or three
away from people, is the most important part
same for me and untraceable
Juicy fruit? With that kinda moola obglandoola you could definitely afford a Freedent pack of gum.
You could surround there house with fishing rods with a carrot attached to them. Like a fortress of carrots on a stick
I’d buy a legion of 1 dollar hookers and liberate Ukrainian
In all seriousness I’d buy some property in Washington state and build a mid sized home on it with all the bells and whistles. I’d put a substantial amount of money in a conservative investment portfolio or maybe even just a savings account to ensure some of the money grows. Then I would probably spend a small fortune trying to get well. Best psychiatrist, cutting edge treatments that the general public doesn’t know about yet, daily therapy, ect…
Hire a brave person to say or do something impressively foolish in public and claim it is art
New gaming setup and some hookers if they are clean.