What Would You Do If You Won the Lottery?

Yeah come to think of it I would head out to Nevada for the Chicci Chicci bang bang special

Then of course I would make a balloon animal out of my genitals

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I would be on permanent vacation.

I’d buy an island or a country house in the middle of nowhere

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Hey Patrick, good to see you, I was wondering where you were! I don’t have many wishes, but I would love to own my own condo and a self driving car. Wherever I live I need a grocery store and a pharmacy nearby.

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Now there’s an idea!

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Id probably give it to starving people. As much as I’d like to buy a space plane and live in orbit, there’s people really struggling out there. Children starving to death. How can I ignore that?

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Half to charity and the rest on prostitutes :rofl:

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Lol ew man not to denigrate sex workers but. Personally I would never. Some guy probably just had sex with her an hour ago and then someone else is going to? :face_vomiting::nauseated_face:

(I know you were just kidding, just saying :smile:)

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I would buy a ton of land. :pig::pig::pig:

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Bro… I’m joking. A prostitute came to my door asking for a cigarette yesterday… she was like 65 and she kept sucking her fingers in like a really weird way lol I guess I do have standards lol nre to me :rofl::person_facepalming:t5:

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Omg dude :smile: wow hahah damn … youve had quite a day then bro… Take a day off if you need it :rofl:

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If I won it I’d spend it, very simple

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also buy villas all over the world

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I would move to the city of Manchester and buy two penthouse apartments one for me and one for my Dad. Then I would put my mum in a very expensive care home nearby

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Unfortunately, that’s simply impossible as I don’t play the lottery.

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Maybe I would give it away to Musk, in return for a condo on Mars :grinning::hut::parasol_on_ground:

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Depends on how much I win in the lottery

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I’ve never bought a lottery ticket.

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I’d go full prepper and build on a lot of acres a nice house so my whole family can move in and build their own houses. I’d then buy all the firearms I’ve ever wanted and start stockpiling ammunition and also reload ammunition. Then I’d load up on MREs and other freeze-dried food. Next, I’d get the state of the art solar panels to produce power for hopefully awhile.

The best part, I’d start investing in crypto and gold/silver, and never work again. That is my dream life.

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when i turned 18. my mom let me pick her lottery numbers from her typical ones. all i wanted was to buy a scratcher. but she let me change her numbers. if she had played her numbers that day instead she woulda won 100k. she woulda hit almost every number on the powerball.

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