What is the weirdest phrase you’ve told your pdoc?

I am too embarassed to share :rofl:

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When I was first in hospital I asked the doctor if he believed in psychic stuff. He said he didn’t.

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That is not really embarassing :grinning::open_mouth:
I’ve done and said some really weird stuff :rofl:

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In the Emergency Room Psych Unit, there was a young looking psychiatrist evaluating me.
I was delusional at the time and didn’t believe she was an Authentic psychiatrist.
I voiced my doubts to the doctor and head nurse.
Soon I was involuntarily committed to a long term Hospital.

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There was the day I came in for my regular appointment and kept falling asleep on her couch, then I abruptly started crying uncontrollably and the only words that I could say were “I want my brain to be fixed.”

That was awkward when I got out of the psych ward a week later. :expressionless:

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During my second psychotic break, I had a Japanese doctor who I would see every Thursday.

For some reason he never looked in my eyes. :rofl::thinking: but I accused him of setting up hidden cameras in his office, making youtube videos of me and publishing them on a secret youtube channel :open_mouth:

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Oh gawd. I did that too while in hospital. He assured me that there were only cameras in the hallway.

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Did your doctor avoid eye contact during your psychosis?

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I don’t think so. I’m not sure because I used to avoid eye contact with everyone in hospital.

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I don’t know what is written in my file or what I said the first time because doctors are always embarassed to see me or they avoid eye contact.

My current doc seems to talk to me nicely though, he listens to me a lot instead of offering help, I ask him to prescribe me certain meds etc.

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I told her that I think I may need to call a Catholic priest for help because I am being plagued by these demons.

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I told her to f-off when she told me my shoe was untied.

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You are always funny :smile: @77nick77

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Oh, thanks @mermaid1. But never tell me to tie my shoe, lol.

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Probably that I’m in the matrix. Or in a computer. I think that takes a lot of guts telling someone that. I opened up. I think she knew I was schizophrenic or crazy when I said that and prescribed me risperdal. At first they thought I was just dissociated but I deteriorated over time. Now, scientists are thinking we do live in a simulation. The difference is that I can’t function. I can’t work or have a family. I’m depressed, I lack motivation, I have anxiety, I have paranoia, I have delusions, etc. I think we will eventually find out we live in a simulation. It will vindicate me but at the same time cause distress when we do.

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