What i tell mom, when she gets on me for eating too fast!

i say, “im a super-soldier” “the less time i spend at the dinner table, the more time i can spend on the battlefield” haha. she says “chew your food” haha.

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that’s cool1 what army are you in?

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I’m a fast eater too. I’ve heard comments like “chew you food” and “how do you eat so fast”. I just tell her that is the way I eat, I’ve never had a problem.

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Im not capable of eating at a reasonable pace. One of my friends once watched me eat a bag of pork rinds and choking on literally every bite. I had to throw away half the bag because i couldnt eat them slow enough to avoid choking.

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If you have a weight problem, best to eat slowly and really chew your food. You’ll receive more nutrients and not be as hungry.

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Will i get bowel cancer from eating too fast?

At my first official job at a restaurant, the owner yelled at me for eating at a normal pace. I despise him now treating me like crap. I never had breaks come and think about it.

That’s why I hate working at mom and pops restaurants. Treating me like illegal citizens.

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