Well, it's been so long since I've had sex that I think my virginity is growing back

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I’ll probably be on this dry spell until about the same length of time until they find a cure for schizophrenia.

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I don’t know anymore if I’m insane or sexually dull at this point.

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Well, there are more important things in life than sex, unless your trying to have kids?

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Lol, yeah, I know. I just like talking about it.

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Talking about it is fine too @77nick77, never hurts to hear an honest opinion/statement. Your a good guy , and you’ve got a good sense of humor too.

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You’re a rehabilitated virgin…!!

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Does that get classified as a ‘born again’ virgin?
and take a look if it does, because I want to know if you’re ‘born again,’ do you have two belly buttons?

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Ah, a rare ‘like’ from @Twang, lol. You gave me a compliment about a year ago that I still like and remember.
You’re an ex-English teacher right?

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Hopefully I’ll fall off of the wagon soon.

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What’s that? Did I hear someone say porn?

Oh, I’m sorry, my mistake.

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@Twang

Do I like my whole life now? Well I have my ups and downs and fears of failure. But at least now I get to pick where I want to live, I get to choose where I want to work, I get to enjoy luxuries I earned and my world is bigger than when I was psychotic

Now I get to pick among so many things that are choices and options I didn’t have when psychotic. I find your statement very moving and - maybe a bigger compliment - it is writing which is lucid, easy to understand, and a pleasure to read. (from a former English teacher and writing instructor, if it means anything.)

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Aw corn, porn, horn, thorn, what a prickly subject.

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dry spell, never! handgelina puts out whenever i need it

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i’ve been on a dry spell since birth.

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Literally, lol!!!

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31 years and going strong.

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And on the other hand…is a different girlfriend, Rosey Palm and her 5 daughters.

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And Thumbalina gets her exercise too.

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“Well, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I think my virginity is growing back”

i think i’m a monk.
lol lol just kidding.

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I have been celibate for 2 years but I think it will take a lot longer than that before I am a ‘born again virgin’. I have a regretful history. A lot of men remember my nightmares fondly, I am sure.