I was listening to some music in my car and realized,
We need new curses in the English language.
Saying “Hey, ■■■■ you!” doesn’t pack the same punch it used to.
We’ve played it out.
For realz.
Anyone got any ideas for this very serious problem?
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“You c***waffle!!”
How about that?
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I like your spirit,
But it has to be a totally new curse.
No hybrid curses.
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“You’re a slimy pond pebble!!”
Doesn’t pack much of a punch, but it sounds silly. 
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Delusional is offensive enough
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“You unclean perineum!!!”
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You’re getting creative!
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“Bazzlehat!”
Or
“Bazzlecat”
I’m kind of stuck on “bazzle” right now.
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You pickle head!!
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You nerf herder
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You zing hanger!!!
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Bazzlejazzel !!!
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“You’re such a rotten potato, you’re re-growing roots 3 feet out of the pantry!!!”
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“Vomnozzle”
“Pissquid”
“Flapbadger”
“Mammoclam”
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“You’re no different than the lumpy milk I poured on my cereal, this morning!!”
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Omg. You’re so corny 
!!! Lol
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You cat fart! (Cat farts are pretty bad)
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Why as a matter of fact I just happen to know the answer to this very important problem. My sister’s ex-neighbors were so bad that normal bad words didn’t cover it so we would have to string them together like this.
cum guzzling, neglected puppy kicking, oozing infected pussy sucking, low-life pedophile leech, nazi racist fukctwat.
or something along those lines
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Leafy! I never expected such a thing. 
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