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This is no time to be serious.... (joke of the day)

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Ok my kid sis gave me a call from the hospital with a morning joke…

From my kid sis this morning… Who goes into surgery in a few hours for a bleeding ulcer…

So three Engineers are having a beer after work…
An old crusty civil engineer, A middle ages Mechanical engineer and a new young Electrical engineer
and as they drink they begin to debate what sort of engineer God is.

The young one pipes up with the nervous system and how the electricity plays through the body and brain proving that God is an electrical engineer

The older man interjects with the flexibility and strength of the spine and the mortis and tenant construction of the knee… proving that God is a mechanical engineer…

Well the crusty old civil engineer finishes his beer and says… sorry lads but I know he’s a civil engineer and here is the proof… Think of how we humans pee… Only and I do mean only a civil engineer would run a sewer line through a recreation area.

My kid sis says this is no time to be serious… Weird little girl.

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