Relativity (and other dad jokes!)

A friend of mine who submitted a theoretical paper on relativity several years ago, told me today it has finally been published. I said it’s about time.

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Funny. 15151515

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My uncle sends me jokes like this every morning!

Oh geez :roll_eyes: :joy: That was so bad it’s great !

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This is now a Dad joke thread.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something. And they always let you down.

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@naturallycured @everhopeful have edited the title to include dad jokes

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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

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A scientist and a philosopher walk into a bar. The scientist says “I would like a glass of H2O.” He gets his drink and takes a sip. The philosopher says “I would like some H2O, too.” He takes a sip, and dies.

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Marvin Gaye used to keep a cow in a vineyard.
Every day he’d herd it through the grapevine.

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Do you how long it takes to repair an hearing aid? I posted mine off two weeks ago and I’ve not heard nothing since.

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Any high school dropout, such as myself, can discover special relativity(SR) and derive the SR mathematical equations all by them selves.

An easy breezy task.

Call me dad. LOL.

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