Things That Will Never Be Said In a Porn Movie

Creativity
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  1. Time to change the baby
  2. Let’s get married
  3. I’d like to discuss my feelings
  4. In spite of all the double masectomy and the hysterectomy I still think you are a beautiful woman
  5. We need to reevaluate our relationship
  6. I have ED
  7. I’m glad we grew old together
  8. It’s good to meet you Pope Francis
  9. I’m having prostate surgery today
  10. That was the worst I ever had
  11. Welcome to the Asexual club
  12. We had a great discussion today
  13. Now that I have the job we can move to the suburbs and start a new life together
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Arrr there bee’s sand in the Vaseline, were in for some rough passage tonight :stuck_out_tongue:

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I forgot to take my birth control! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Is it in yet?? Oh it’s in hunny

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Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be
Thy name, Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever.
Amen.

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Calm down you nun and don’t call me a priest.

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Priest priest priest priest priest

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I responded because it’s been said in some video somewhere.

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Lol you guys have never seen priest/nun role play porn?

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Lol like a Jesus one.

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Idk someone should make it tho lol. Blasphemous? Who cares!

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Oh it’s been made somewhere to the dismay of the pope.

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On topic, Charlie Hebdo 2017 lmao.

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Some crazy ■■■■ happened in France once.

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Lots of crazy things have happened in France!

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Everywhere. Lol