What is something that bothers you personally that you think there ought to be a law against.
This is meant to be a fun thread, your law doesn’t have to be completely rational or make total sense, maybe just based on an experience you had in your life the irked you or something based on your own personal tastes.
I’ll start. I had an ex-gf with gorgeous long hair but she cut it really short one day and I did not like it, therefore there ought to be a law that women have to have long hair.
There should be a law outlawing speaker phone.
Also, motorcycles. These annoy me so much, I’m glad the drivers are at a greater risk for catastrophic injury and/or death.
All professional sports. Waste of time and resources.
READ A BOOK.
People making excessive noises when lifting weights in the gym.
Also zoomers thinking they’re the first generation to grow up with the internet and social media.
There should be a federal law passed in America that no single man can get laid unless I get some nooky. 
The word nooky.
Your first DUI is expungable after 10 years
As things are right now a DUI will live with you forever
I’m in favour of this. I’ve seen how drunk drivers affect insurance rates for those who obeyed the rules.
Agreed.
The fear of getting a second DUI keeps a lot of drunks off the road.
I know that for fact.
They should stay with you for life.
A good friend was killed by a drunk. No second chance for him.
So true.
I’m sorry about the loss of your friend.
I’m my area usually if you get 1 DUi you’ll usually get a 2nd. And generally within a short time frame.
That’s unfortunate.
Having a second DUI is serious.
Okay. No one can get laid unless I get ■■■■■■!!!
Happy?
Excessive vehicle noise pizzes me right off including dirt bikes and all that redneck no muffler rusted out 90s Ford pickup ■■■■!
There should be a law where barber/hairdresser don’t talk to you during your haircut unless you want them to talk.
In my area bicycles are outfitted with ICE engines. I’ve seen an 80’s Huffy outfitted with a gas engine.
It’s pretty cool actually. It’s almost like these kids right of passage to…. Something I guess…
From what I see you only have to be 14 or so to ride one of these on the street.
I agree with the first one. Our janitors office is exactly next to the gym and it sounds like an orgy going on every morning with the grunting and heavy breathing.
Yes. 
Go get those ■■■■■■ tiger boy! 
The deluge of absolutly vile people you get on the youtube comments section. Especially if you watch videos on poverty and homelessness. All those keyboard warriors need a slap.