gross 
never.
ahhhhhh, those were the days… 
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The best sex I had was when I was drunk, but at the same time it was also the worst cos I was drunk
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sexing under the influence. 10 years in prison. just like when you don’t use your turn signal. 
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I remember once this girl wanted me drunk lol we drank a bunch of wine (I never drink wine) then when we got back we went to bed. I was wasted. We were about to fool around but then I got so dizzy I jumped out of bed grabbed her flower vase, threw the flowers out and barfed in the vase then I went out side and layed in a ball on the grass.
Yeah didn’t even make it to the drunken sex part lol
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I think it should be mandatory.
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If I can turn back time I would never have drunk alcohol.
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I have always made a point of not having intercourse with a woman when we were both drunk. Even tho its been offered to me on a plate. Aside from the fact, i usually had “whisky dick” and couldnt get it up - consent is important to me from the woman, when shes sober - not when shes under the influence.
Yes im boring - and probably missed out on some great shagging, but you never know what your partner will think in the morning, when shes got her head straight.
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i agree. 
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When you think you be nailing it big time and then the woman be like, “I’m over here.”
Oh.
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alcohol doesn’t make me horny, but weed does. haven’t smoked pot in 6 years though.
good luck enforcing that one
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They will never enforce it as long as alcohol is legal and you’re the legal age to drink. It will never happen.
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well it wasn’t completely serious thought. but i will never have drunken sex again. me and a girlfriend were sexually active drunk a couple times when i was in my 20’s. it was pretty lame. i prefer sober sex. i’ve only had sex with 3 women, 9 years celibate. i don’t do flings anymore.
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Drunk sex is messy and makes me nauseous. Never again.
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I had a blast, but I’m usually a happy, goofy drunk anyway.
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Er…half of the people in the world probably would never have been conceived without drunken sex.
Just sayin…
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Yeah, it must have been a memorable evening for both of you. For you, it’s just a funny story. To her you will always be remembered as “The barf guy.”
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…vase yodeling…
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Haha I’ve had a few memorable ones like that lol. Alcohol never ends well lol.
Once I was laying on my friends pool table almost passed out and my buddy and this girl were there they tried to pour vodka in my mouth. I immediately grabbed what ever was on the pool table and ralphed in it… It was the girls purse she was not impressed lol.
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