A man walked into a bank and asked for a $350,447,020 loan. The loan officer asked what it was for. So the man said “If I buy 115,223,510 tickets I can cover every potential combination that could occur. So with the lottery at $900 million I could probably make a decent profit after paying you back.” The bank loan officer said “Sir that’s intriguing but if 2 others won it would come out as a loss. That was a fascinating idea though. I’m on my way to the convenience store myself by the way.” So the distraught man made a phone call and said, “He said no. Can we still have a date though?” The woman on the other end hung up. So he walked back to the bus stop and ate a can of Pringles.
That’s very funny!