The mystery of secret telephone calls

Back in 1999 during the Kosova war there was Rush Limbaugh’s Friday Open lines show and he asked people’s opinions on the reason of the Kosova war. One person called and said that it was about the Caspian oil. Later in Rush’s show they had been following what happened to this person. He probably had received a secret telephone call to make him crazy in the same way I received in Dec 1999 but I slammed the phone down quickly and I survived although my mind was messed up completely for few days and I experienced verbal difficulties. It is their counter-intelligence call to incapacitate a person.

A good friend of mine who is bat-excrement insane about most things used to always get this mysterious phone call that wouldn’t register in his call history and just made computer noises. This would happen at random every now and then.

I asked him once what he thought it was and he told me he thought it was just a “weird random phone call”

This is someone who believes unquestioningly that there is a skeletor like sky god who rules sadistically over his life and when asked what he thought this strange phone call was he shrugged and said “just a weird random phone call” and then looked at me as if to say “What’ed you think I thought it was?!?!”

Divergent! Divergent!

We’ve got a divergent here!

Skeletor sky gods, that makes sense actually. However you want to say it, you say demons i say skeletor sky gods, potato pahtahtoe, it’s all the same.

When I answer the phone it’s usually someone from Microsoft wanting to help me fix my iPad or Linux system because it has apparently reported itself as being infected with a Windows virus. The only mystery is why they keep calling me given how relentlessly I humiliate the poor idiots on the other end of the line.

10-96

Those are the past, it is been almost one decade and a half.
The fact is you day-to-day exist until now. You survived the mysterious phone calls.