Imagine how big a Jurassic potato was…Dino sized…I heard the great potato was born when the earth broke apart forming its moon…and the great potato…marvel at its wonders…all hail the great potato…
It’s just a rumor, it dates back aeons before the bible so who knows but I believe it. Some call it blind faith, I call it respect.
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On dark nights with no moon you can hear the great potato whisper a prayer for all of earth…its wonderful…
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The ancient potato is a small and pathetic thing. Only the love and selective breeding of Man has allowed them to grow.
Don’t take any sh#t from that Potato. It needs you as much as you need it.
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The Great Potato heard someone make an insensitive comment about the Irish potato famine.
The Great Potato is not pleased.
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